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"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat—I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: Small Businesses Location," March 18, 2002 The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."
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"I am incapable of doing any real work on my own. You are my co-worker who will have to help me. Please advise."
— Steve Schultz, Talentless Loser
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so ugly you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.
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sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 The Cure | | By: oldbenkenobi | Published: 10/28/2009 | | |  |
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Ahmed the Arab came to London from the Middle East , and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, "Take dees bocket, go into de udder room, shit in de bocket, piss on de shit, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."
Ahmed took the bucket, went into the other room, shat in the bucket, pissed on the shit, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said,
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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The first letters of the months July through November, in order, spell the name JASON.
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