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Irish wedding vs. Irish funeral?

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/13/1998
 
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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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    Title: Drunk vs. Alcoholic
    By: Anonymous Goofball
    Date: 02.17.2001 8:39 AM EST

    What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?

    The drunk doesn't have to go to all those damn meetings!

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    What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?

    The drunk doesn't have to go to all those damn meetings!


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