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Babies

By: boozetravelerPublished: 06/27/2000
 
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A white baby dies.
Where does he go?    Heaven
Who does he see?    God
What does God give him?    Wings
What do you call it?    An angel

A black baby dies Where does he go?    Heaven
Who does he see?    God
What does God give him?    Wings
What do you call it?    A BAT!

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    botto (0 replies)
    started by botto
    (06.27.2001 5:22:24 PM EST)

    screw you all that joke was funny,

    excuse me? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.13.2000 5:49:23 PM EST)

    I think that joke was very rude and you shouldn't be making racist jokes like that.If you were colored,you would not like it if it was you being made fun of.So I sujest you don't be making anymore rude jokes

    A Fucking Racist Dies... (0 replies)
    started by BerryLargePeenas
    (08.04.2000 5:16:54 AM EST)

    Where does he go? Heaven / Who does he see? God / What does God give him? A swift kick in the ass that sends him to HELL / What do you call it? Justice. But this is one funny joke! :^)

    The Real Berry Large Peenas

    don't put stupid shit up (0 replies)
    started by goofbally
    (07.09.2000 1:37:33 AM EST)

    I hate so called jokes that piss you off from the stupidity of it. It doesn't take a half wit to know not to put jokes like this up and I'm not even talking about the racism.

    suck (0 replies)
    started by Quacko
    (07.07.2000 9:51:13 AM EST)

    what is that for razist shit

    First really or not? (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.27.2000 3:43:00 AM EST)

    would be sweet

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