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What Do You Do Best?

By: AnonymousPublished: 09/06/2000
 
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A divorcee' in her early forties was sitting at a bar one night, when she noticed a young, attractive black man just a few stools away. She'd never seen for herself if the stories about black men were true, so she took the opportunity to buy the young stud a drink.

One drink led to another, and those led to the couple going back to the divorcee's apartment. Once there, the woman stripped naked, climbed up in her bed, struck a sexy, come-hither look, and whispered, "OK, you gorgeous piece of chocolate man. Show me what young black boys do best."

So he beat her up and stole her stereo.

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    ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  
    Title: Dumb-ass pansies
    By: Anonymous Goofball
    Date: 12.15.2000 11:12 PM EST

    Hey Pornstar, if you are so insulted by racist jokes or comments, why did you utter one yourself? Most of you assholes who stomp around pissing and moaning about racist attitudes towards blacks, asians and hispanics are themselves guilty of telling 'racist' jokes, mostly about white people. But I guess in this politically correct world in which we live, the mere utterance of an 'offensive' word will bring down a torrent of vicious criticism from a bunch of tree-hugging pansies, who then turn around and laugh at their own brand of racist jokes. So much for 'freedom of speech'.
    Grow up, dumb-asses.

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    Dumb-ass pansies  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.15.2000 11:12:37 PM EST)

    Hey Pornstar, if you are so insulted by racist jokes or comments, why did you utter one yourself? Most of you assholes who stomp around pissing and moaning about racist attitudes towards blacks, asians and hispanics are themselves guilty of telling 'racist' jokes, mostly about white people. But I guess in this politically correct world in which we live, the mere utterance of an 'offensive' word will bring down a torrent of vicious criticism from a bunch of tree-hugging pansies, who then turn around and laugh at their own brand of racist jokes. So much for 'freedom of speech'.
    Grow up, dumb-asses.


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