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What Do You Do Best?

By: AnonymousPublished: 09/06/2000
 
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A divorcee' in her early forties was sitting at a bar one night, when she noticed a young, attractive black man just a few stools away. She'd never seen for herself if the stories about black men were true, so she took the opportunity to buy the young stud a drink.

One drink led to another, and those led to the couple going back to the divorcee's apartment. Once there, the woman stripped naked, climbed up in her bed, struck a sexy, come-hither look, and whispered, "OK, you gorgeous piece of chocolate man. Show me what young black boys do best."

So he beat her up and stole her stereo.

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    Title: Anon was half right...
    By: NakedCanuck
    Date: 09.06.2000 10:49 AM EST

    ...mostly about the 40-yr-old divorcee'. They all want it. And I can give it.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

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    ...mostly about the 40-yr-old divorcee'. They all want it. And I can give it.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.


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