An Irish man is sitting in a New York bar drinking. By this
time, he's fairly drunk. At one point, another drunk Irishman
comes up next to him and starts bullshitting with him. Just
the general conversation and questions.
The first one
asks, "where are you from?"
Second says "Dublin,
Ireland".
"No way, that's where I'm from! What school did you
go to?"
"Harrigan's middle school" "That's where I'm from!"
The first asks, "What street did you live on?"
the
second: "2nd and E street" "Wow! Me too!"
On the other side of the bar, a man walks in and asks the
bartender what's new?
The bartender says "Not much, but the
O'Malley twins are drunk again..."