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Eye Test

By: bd2sonPublished: 04/25/2006
 
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

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    started by bigjohn2
    (04.25.2006 9:16:47 PM EST)

    now thats good and a new one...hahahaha

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    started by tjshere
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    oh, shit.... that was good.

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