Success Through Ebonics
By: Anonymous	Published: 12/09/1998
Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in: 1. HONOR ROLL - We was playin poker on the stoop the other day,man I was HONOROLL. 2. PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard. 3. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little." 4. OMELETTE - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week. 5. STAIRWAY - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space. 6. MOBILE - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE." 7. DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away. 8. AFRO - I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her. 9. AFTERMATH - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed. 10. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET. 11. DOMINEERING - My girly's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING. 12. KENYA - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change. 13. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play. 14. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA boy!" 15. COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, "COPULATE!" 16. FASCINATE - My girly's titties are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE. 17. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is this BEWARE I get a job?" 18. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION hung like a horse. 19. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst like that, and you'll be thrown out the COATROOM." 20. DECIDE - I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of bitches on DECIDE. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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UM, YEEEAAAAHHHH (0 replies) started by madc420 (10.20.2000 3:20:17 AM EST) UM, DUMBFUCK, THE REASON ITS OFFENSIVE IS THE SHIT IT ASSUMES, SUCH AS THE CRACK AND RUNNING FROM THE COPS OR THE WEED REFERENCES "DON'T EAT ME, I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS.....EAT THEM!" - HOMER SIMPSON

that was ok (0 replies) started by PetShopBoy (10.12.2000 1:45:38 PM EST) ok anonymous, this is in the ethnic jokes section of goofball, if you do not wish to read ethnic jokes DON'T FUCKING READ THEM! and I know alot of black people who speak ebonics, which I for one think should be abolished because it's stupid, and I don't think it's offensive if it's TRUE so get over it already

what the hell is this (0 replies)   started by Anonymous Goofball (08.16.2000 10:15:38 PM EST) is this the kkk?? whats up with the racial jokes?? they sucked big time...too bad that u cant find nothing else funny that u gotta start talking shit about things you are ignorant about

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