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By: portajonPublished: 12/21/2003
 
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who sa talkin' about a sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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    Hmmmm (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.21.2003 1:40:04 PM EST)


    Peeing twice I could handle, but that coming thing might take a few days.

    Thank you, Missy!

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.21.2003 10:29:17 AM EST)

    great spin on this joke....

    An Animated Conversation (0 replies)
    started by beo469
    (12.21.2003 9:21:48 AM EST)

    Is it possible for 2 Italians to have any other kind? Great joke!

    You know (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (12.21.2003 0:23:52 AM EST)


    Emma always came first.

    LMAO

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