Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?"-Explaining the need for educational accountability in Beaufort, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
— Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/5/90
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#102 A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What is really sweet and is delivered in a box for easter?
A. The Queen Mum
 
 


Life In The 1500's

By: obiwanPublished: 06/05/2008
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.

Here are some facts about the1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, “Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water.”

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, “ It's raining cats and dogs.”

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, “Dirt poor.” The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying, “A thresh hold.”

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, “Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.”

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, “bring home the bacon.” They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and “chew the fat.”

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family go the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of, “holding a wake.”

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive ...So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night “the graveyard shift” to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a ...”dead ringer.”

Type:Unknown
Download:

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Life is Backwards
  • In My NEXT Life
  • It\'s a dogs life
  • A Bugs Life
  • AOL love life
  • Human Life Span
  • Life Explained
  • Life Span
  • Life\'s Morals
  • Home Remedies and Rules of Life:
  • Life Support
  • Army Life Insurance
  • Mechanic Save Pilot\'s Life
  • A Well Planned Life
  • Bring The Dead Back to Life?
  • A Guy\'s Life
  • Long And Happy Life
  • The Happiest Day Of His Life
  • Hey Life
  • The Meaning of Life Game

  • More Strange Facts Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    START THE FIRST ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  

    You must register to participate in this discussion. There are no threads in this Article Forum yet. Please check back soon...

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    History Repeats
    California became a state in 1850. It "had no electricity. ...
    11.20.2007

    Rate This!

    3.73 Goofballs of 5
    11 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    History Repeats
    California became a state in 1850. It "had no electricity. ...
    11.20.2007

    Two Years Ago
    History Repeats
    California became a state in 1850. It "had no electricity. ...
    11.20.2007

    Useless US Facts
    Completely useless facts, but interesting, about the U.S.
    09.15.2007

    The 10 Worst Website Names
    Everyone knows that if you are going to operate ...
    01.30.2007

    The World Is Nuts
    Proof That The World is Nuts

    In Lebanon, men ...
    12.23.2006

    Lookie Here!
    The New Yorker 75th Anniversary Cartoon Collection

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    Until 1834, it was illegal for any soldier of the U.S. Army to carry the American flag into battle.