On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(...and that would be how?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's "just" a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on the bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread
Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we just keep those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On
Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(...but no peas?)
On American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(....have a lobotomy)
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IF your a
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hardball
(08.12.2000 11:23:31 AM EST)
if your a liberal.
1.load hand gun.
2.point at head.
3.do us all a favor.
4.pull trigger.
Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.
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