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Newspaper Headlines that will make you chuckle.
1. Something went wrong in Jet crash, expert says
2. Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
3. Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
4. Drunk gets nine months in violin case
5. Iraqi head seeks arms
6. Stud tires out
7. Prostitutes appeal to pope
8. Panda mating fails; Vet takes over
9. Lung cancer in women mushrooms
10. Eye drops off shelf
11. Teachers strike idle kids
12. Squad helps dog bite victim
13. Enraged cows injures farmer with ax
14. Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
15. Minor refuse to work after death
16. Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
17. Stolen painting found by tree
18. Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
19. Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84
20. War dims hope for peace
21. If strike is settled quickly, it could last a while
22. Red tape holds up new bridge
23. Typhoon rips though cemetery, hundreds killed
24. Kids make nutritious snacks
25. New vaccine may contain rabies
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