Those Damn Coyotes
By: Carl Fogh	Published: 06/01/2000
A few years ago a group of tree-huggers was presenting an alternative to the ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seemed that, after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, then castrate the males, then let them loose again, and then the population would be controlled. I, kid you not, this was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's association. Well, all the ranchers thought about this amazing idea. Finally, a old boy in the back stood up, kicked his hat back and said: "Son, I don' think you understand the problem. These coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep, they're eating them!!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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OH YEAH! (0 replies) started by luvly1 (10.29.2000 1:21:18 PM EST) ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I EVER HEARD!......YEP! NO DOUBT!

Morons (0 replies) started by hardball (08.12.2000 11:18:36 AM EST) maybe we should castrate the fucking tree huggers.Then tell the stupid assbackwards inbreed hillbilly dumbfuck he shouldn't fuck family members. Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.

delicacy (0 replies) started by rook30505 (06.23.2000 2:08:01 AM EST) mmmmm,mountain oysters. Spank my ass!

Fuck all tree huggers!! (0 replies) started by me262 (06.04.2000 6:02:26 PM EST) Fuck you tree hugging motherfuckers!!!!!!!

or they could.... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (06.02.2000 1:15:50 PM EST) pull out all the coyotes' teeth, and pen them in cages and make them eat oatmeal everyday..yeah, that would work, wouldn't it? And then we could all run around in circles and fall down

cut what? (0 replies) started by barney (06.02.2000 0:34:59 AM EST) Ever try to get one of them to stand still long eneough to cut em?? barney

No Nutz (2 replies) started by KiddShady (06.01.2000 11:53:52 AM EST) They should've Castrated that old redneck bastard. Coyote's ain't fuckin' the sheep, he is. I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

i just dont know (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.01.2000 11:50:46 AM EST) Man, i liked the old goofball better, this one is kinda gay.

Good Idea (0 replies) started by RedNeckedTulsan (06.01.2000 9:24:08 AM EST) Castrate the Coyotes and eat their nuts.

Damn tree huggers! (0 replies) started by Albatros (06.01.2000 7:48:13 AM EST) Big deal, kill the damn coyotes. who needs em. damn tree huggers!

I'm not First (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.01.2000 6:45:39 AM EST) I'm not first..yet agian

tee hee hee (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.01.2000 6:29:03 AM EST) nice one, i'm trying to register so the title coward doesn't really apply here...

KILL EM (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.01.2000 2:27:48 AM EST) KILL EM ALL

Won't work for coyotes... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (06.01.2000 0:39:49 AM EST) ...but it's worth a try for tree-huggers. ;o)

Hat Trick! (0 replies)   started by Hoser (06.01.2000 0:18:09 AM EST) 3 firsts! Eat me!

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