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By: AnonymousPublished: 07/03/2000
 
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  • Coca-Cola was originally green.
  • The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
  • Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
  • The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
  • Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
  • City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong
  • State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
  • Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
  • Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
  • Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33
  • Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7
  • Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%
  • Percentage of American women who say they'd marry the same man: 50%
  • Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
  • Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.
  • Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
  • The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
  • The youngest pope was 11 years old.
  • First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
  • The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments

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