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By: Anonymous
Published: 10/02/2001
If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.
If one year ago, you bought $1000 worth of your favorite beer, drank it all,
and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.
Why do you give your money to a Guy you call a Broker?
The only one who gets broker is you!
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