Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I--it's--I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."--Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine."
— David Moulton
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#120 The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
 
 


Things Could Be Worse

By: SeaweedyPublished: 09/17/2001
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip." Be very sure that you get this brand.

When you get home, open the package and remove the thermometer. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested."

Now repeat out loud five times:

"I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • The Ugly Side Of Anal
  • Anal Sex Euphemisms
  • Ass Face
  • Anal Boot
  • Anal Chug
  • Ass Urchin
  • Kiss My Freckled Ass Goodbye
  • The Ass Tree
  • Ass Backwards
  • Anal Tobogining
  • Car ass
  • Ass Gasket
  • Back that ass up
  • Ass Baseball Video
  • Explosing ass
  • Salma Hayek's ass
  • Kiss My Ass Looser!
  • The Anal Van
  • Anal Ring Toss
  • Hotham Ass Meat

  • More Strange Facts Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.21.2002 6:28:10 PM EST)

    Hey Bob, where you work at anyway?

    I work at the rectal thermometer factory Bill.

    Oh yeah, what do you do there?

    I'll be seeing you around Bill.

    hahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    Hehehe..... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (09.28.2001 3:31:30 AM EST)

    ...good one...:)

    ~SweetiePeach~   ~*God Bless America*~

    And then (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (09.17.2001 10:58:24 PM EST)

    boil the SH*T out of it! Funny one, Seaweedy!

    We're watching and we will fight back. Our spirit will not be broken!

    Good one, weedy. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.17.2001 11:46:45 AM EST)

    ^5 to ya' guy.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    It's the only way (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.17.2001 9:25:22 AM EST)


    It's the only way to take:
    "A True Measure of a Man".

    Ha! Ha!

    Oh, I crack myself up sometimes.

    i repeat 5 * (0 replies)  
    started by lepervier
    (09.17.2001 8:03:46 AM EST)

    "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."
    "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."
    "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."
    "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."

    5 gb's to you!^

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Life In The 1500's
    The next time you are washing your hands and complain ...
    06.05.2008

    History Repeats
    California became a state in 1850. It "had no electricity. ...
    11.20.2007

    Useless US Facts
    Completely useless facts, but interesting, about the U.S.
    09.15.2007

    The 10 Worst Website Names
    Everyone knows that if you are going to operate ...
    01.30.2007

    Rate This!

    3.50 Goofballs of 5
    8 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    The 10 Worst Website Names
    Everyone knows that if you are going to operate ...
    01.30.2007

    The World Is Nuts
    Proof That The World is Nuts

    In Lebanon, men ...
    12.23.2006

    Anagrams
    DORMITORY: DIRTY ...
    09.25.2006

    Two Years Ago
    Got A Billion Things To Do
    The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" ...
    05.19.2006

    Ohio Fliers
    The U.S. Postal Service issued a stamp honoring the ...
    03.02.2006

    Weird Sex Laws
    If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects ...
    09.24.2005

    Lookie Here!
    Austin Powers: International Man of...

    Goofball Facts
     
    The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet.