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By: robnoxiousPublished: 12/15/2003
 
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#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
#2 Animals that lay eggs dont have belly buttons.
#3 Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water.
#4 Slugs have 4 noses.
#5 Camels have 3 eyelids.
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.
#8 A bee has 5 eyes.
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
#10 Mosquitos are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
#11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.
#12 Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward.
#13 Cats have over 100 vocal chords.
#14 Camel's milk does not curdle.
#15 All porcupines float in water.
#16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
#17 A hummingbird weighs less then a penny.
#18 A jellyfish is 95% water.
#19 Children grow faster in the spring.
#20 Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower.
#21 Almonds are part of the peach family.
#22 Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work.
#23 The San Francisco Cable cars are th only mobile national monument.
#24 The state of Maine has 62 lighthouses.
#25 The only food that does not spoil is honey.

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    cool (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.15.2003 8:46:21 PM EST)

    these are pretty good.

    Funny Facts... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (12.15.2003 7:25:06 PM EST)

    Spring kid's, can't wait. I goin take a few days off and watch em grow. VERY MUCH A 5-UP Rob! The Funniest thing I've read in a while!

    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

    That termite thing (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.15.2003 8:45:09 AM EST)


    Is scary as hell. Little bastards, where's my bug spray?

    Never thought I'd see the day we were debating broccoli v. cauliflower here at Goofball. Hahahaha.

    Interesting stuff, Boss. I've always liked these.

    Thank you, Missy!

    #20... (2 replies)
    started by meesha
    (12.15.2003 1:03:53 AM EST)

    Is incorrect. I do believe that cauliflower is also a vegetable that is also a flower.

    I'm with thecritic, this is a pretty cool list, thanks Rob.

    Meowy Christmas!

    Thanks Rob (1 reply)  
    started by thecritic
    (12.15.2003 0:45:28 AM EST)


    I've been reading these on the yellow side bars and was wondering if there was a whole list.

    Hope you post more.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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