Stange Facts
By: robnoxious	Published: 04/19/2004
Teachers receive more Valentines than wives and sweethearts! In France, it is legal to marry a dead person! Readheads require more anesthesia to 'go under' than other hair colors do! Pearls will dissolve in vinegar. Most of the world's milk drinkers drink goat's milk! Most NASCAR Teams use nitrogen in their car's tires instead of air! The famous love potion, Spanish Fly, is made from dried beetle remains! Pierre Michelin, inventor of super-safe Michelin Tires, died in a car accident. In 1845 Boston had an ordinance banning bathing unless you had a doctor's prescription! Farmers in England are required by law to provide their pigs with toys! The White House was known as the White House even before it was painted white! Polar bears can smell a human from 20 miles away. Children have more tastebuds than adults do! Only about 5% of people dream in color! If a man's tie is too tight, his vision gets worse! Every 7 years, your body grows the equivalent of a new skeleton! In 1955, a book was returned to the Cambridge University library that was 288 years overdue! Most of the villains in the Bible have red hair. Most engaged couples who break up do so between 9 p.m. and midnight. Cows give more milk when they listen to music! At room temperature, the average air molecule travels at the speed of a rifle bullet! FBI director J. Edgar Hoover kept a collection of pornography locked in his desk! During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair. Most burglaries occur in the winter! There isn't any sand in sandpaper! Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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oh brother (0 replies) started by ebenny (04.20.2004 7:43:00 AM EST) 26. About 10 new "facts" are made up and circulated on the internet every single day, none of which can be substantiated, and only 0.01% of which are actually believable.

Pigs (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (04.19.2004 8:51:23 PM EST) need toys too...

Oh Boy !!!! (1 reply) started by thecritic (04.19.2004 1:16:12 AM EST) Teachers receive more Valentines than wives and sweethearts! Wives and sweethearts don't have 30 horn dogs looking up their skirts. In France, it is legal to marry a dead person! In an interview with Pierre LaFunk he plainly stated, "I didn't know she was dead, she always laid like that." Readheads require more anesthesia to 'go under' than other hair colors do! I never met a READhead so this could be true. Pearls will dissolve in vinegar. Minnie Pearl is proud to be here. Most of the world's milk drinkers drink goat's milk! Sheep milk isn't bad either. Most NASCAR Teams use nitrogen in their car's tires instead of air! Mixed with the proper amount of crushed Viagra they never go flat. The famous love potion, Spanish Fly, is made from dried beetle remains! Just make sure you don't kiss her. Pierre Michelin, inventor of super-safe Michelin Tires, died in a car accident. He had just put 32 pounds of nitrogen in his new tires. In 1845 Boston had an ordinance banning bathing unless you had a doctor's prescription! Wash your ass twice and call me in the morning!! Farmers in England are required by law to provide their pigs with toys! So MisterMontyMonkeyMan went out and bought his wife a dildo. The White House was known as the White House even before it was painted white! My dog house was known as a dog house even before it had a dog in it... so what. Polar bears can smell a human from 20 miles away. Especially the ones in Boston who didn't get a Doctor's prescription to bathe. Children have more tastebuds than adults do! Yeah, Jimything5 said his brohter tasted better when they were younger. Only about 5% of people dream in color! The rest dream in their pajamas. If a man's tie is too tight, his vision gets worse! I threw away all my ties because they were too tight. Every 7 years, your body grows the equivalent of a new skeleton! So that's why my closet is full. In 1955, a book was returned to the Cambridge University library that was 288 years overdue! Mrs Finch, the librarian shit her britches. Most of the villains in the Bible have red hair. Most of the villains anywhere have red hair. Most engaged couples who break up do so between 9 p.m. and midnight. Yeah, somewhere around 11pm his ass is done with her. Cows give more milk when they listen to music! Pipe in some George Jones and see what happens. At room temperature, the average air molecule travels at the speed of a rifle bullet! So don't fart or the neighbors will know it. FBI director J. Edgar Hoover kept a collection of pornography locked in his desk! His secretary bent over to pick the lock and got butt fucked. During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair. Why does it seem like I've done these before??? Is this a repeat? Most burglaries occur in the winter! In the summer the thieves are spending the money, you nitwit. There isn't any sand in sandpaper! No toilet in toiletpaper either. And believe it or not.. there really isn't any news in newspaper. LMAO Hey, this was fun agin.

#12 (1 reply)   started by tjshere (04.19.2004 1:15:45 AM EST) If the human hails from the southern U.S. - say like, the Carolinas - the distances increases to 100 miles. Waaaaaa hahahahahahahahaha!

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