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Oh Boy
(8 replies)
started by
thecritic
(04.05.2004 2:39:24 PM EST)
All U.S. Presidents elected after 1997 will only receive Secret Service protection for 10 years
after leaving office! - It only takes 10 years for someone to finally take 'em out.
Blue eyes are the most sensitive to light, brown eyes the least sensitive! And don't it make your brown eyes blue..
Frogs jump. Toads walk. Pigs fart. Dogs talk.
"Acrotomophilia" is the sexual attraction to amputees. - Necroacrotomophilia is the sexual attraction to dead amputees.
Car airbags kill one person for every 22 that they save. That's a much better record than your average surgeon.
A hamburger bun is called a 'bap' in England! If you don't get cheese you bap the bloke upside the head.
Hong Kong is Chinese for "fragrant harbor". Hong Kong Honk is Chinese for "fragrant fart in harbor."
Lemons have more sugar than strawberries! Well I would think so since they're 20 times bigger.
In almost all countries, first cousin marriages are legal! In West Virginia they're required.
Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as any other. Oh yeah... put a bag of red blood out there and a blue bag of shit out there and see which one the mosquitoes go to.
Ketchup was sold in the 1800's as a medicine! The street value in Harlem was 3500.00 a bottle.
Contrary to popular belief, lightning strikes from the ground upwards, not from the sky downwards! - Put that on my tombstone as a warning to others.
It takes 17 muscles to smile, 43 to frown. So smile when you smack that bitch upside the head.
A woman's sense of smell is most acute during ovulation. That's when I have chili.
The creator of the Waffle Iron did not actually like waffles. It was reported however that he had massive erections over irons.
Carnauba Wax is commonly used as a surface finishing agent in fresh fruits, chewing gum, juices, and candy! And the knowledge of this gets me what?
The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven. Except when Vito Corelone throws them, then they add up to whatever he says.
40% of the American population has never visited a dentist.. The other 60% wish to hell they hadn't.
Female canaries cannot sing. Neither can Britney Spears.
The state of Florida is bigger than England. And the voting is basically the same.
No high jumper has ever been able to stay off the ground for more than a second! Oh yeah, how about that guy in the media section that jumped off the building.
The earth is .02 degrees hotter during a full moon. So am I.
Thanks Rob... this was fun
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