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More Stupid State and City Laws

By: FancyPusPublished: 08/17/1999
 
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WYOMING State Law

It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.

You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.

City Law-Cheyenne

Citizens may not take a shower on a Wednesday.

NEVADA State Law

It is illegal to drive a camel on a highway.

Florida State Law

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.(this is a City Law in Miami, also).

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6p.m. on Thursdays.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

City Laws-Florida

Big Pine Key: It is illegal to molest a Key Deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.

Daytona Beach: The molestation of trash cans is banned.

Sarasota: If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $69.50.

You may not catch crabs.

It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6p.m.

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stupid bastard (0 replies)
started by grogggg
(02.12.2001 8:30:10 PM EST)

WHATS UP WITH {PROGRAMME} French prick!

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Americans (0 replies)
started by WeeWifie
(02.08.2001 6:55:51 PM EST)

Americans are fucking stupid as fuck with these dumb ass laws that nobody adheres to. It's just like the laws that say you cannot record a TV programme off TV, then why have VCR's with a record button, and sell blank tapes to record onto??? Life has many mysteries...

re. Fla Law (0 replies)
started by rrosenow
(02.05.2001 4:22:44 AM EST)

If you cannot kiss your wife's breasts, then whose wife's breasts CAN you kiss?

In Stillwater, OK... (0 replies)
started by singer44
(12.23.2000 6:11:51 PM EST)

...it is illegal to buy mayoniasse on Sunday.
Females under age 21 may not ride in a car driven by a male under 21 without an accompanying parent.

Oh Dee Doh

stupied (0 replies)
started by stemu84
(11.04.2000 3:56:29 PM EST)

weed is illeagle (were do they come up with these laws)

when life gets tuff, have a seat and jackoff!!! by the way the don said gofu*kyourself!!!!!

A law in Missouri... (0 replies)
started by lilrolla1269ya
(08.18.2000 4:30:47 AM EST)

While in prison, it is illeagal to masterbate, but in the shower you can wash it as fast and long as you want.

damn (0 replies)
started by Bill16
(08.09.2000 3:28:39 AM EST)

Now I gotta break it off w/ my porcupine girlfriend. Thats sucks! I thought we had a future

Bill M. Nathan

town in Colorado (0 replies)  
started by jedijiff
(06.22.2000 3:05:10 PM EST)

It is illegal to carry a concealed weapon over 6 feet long.

a good day does not start til 6pm

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