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By: bd2sonPublished: 09/25/2006
 
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When you rearrange the letters ...

DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:

SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: IM A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW: WOMAN HITLER

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    Title: and
    By: thegrandpatron
    Date: 09.25.2006 7:39 AM EST


    "The Morse Code" one is: "Here come dots"

    The earthquakes: That queer shake

    Debit card: Bad Credit

    Slot machines: Cash lost in 'em

    School master: The classroom

    Punishment: Nine Thumps

    Astronomer: Moon starer

    Fir cones: Conifers

    Payment received: Every cent paid me

    Conversation: Voices rant on

    The public art galleries: Large picture halls, I bet

    Election results: Lies – let's recount

    Halley's Comet: Shall yet come

    The Hurricanes: These churn air

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    "The Morse Code" one is: "Here come dots"

    The earthquakes: That queer shake

    Debit card: Bad Credit

    Slot machines: Cash lost in 'em

    School master: The classroom

    Punishment: Nine Thumps

    Astronomer: Moon starer

    Fir cones: Conifers

    Payment received: Every cent paid me

    Conversation: Voices rant on

    The public art galleries: Large picture halls, I bet

    Election results: Lies – let's recount

    Halley's Comet: Shall yet come

    The Hurricanes: These churn air


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