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When you rearrange the letters ...

DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM

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    Title: Then there's
    By: tjshere
    Date: 09.25.2006 10:00 AM EST


    "To copulate he finds interns", but I can't remember the exact phrase to match it.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    Then there's  
    started by tjshere
    (09.25.2006 10:00:09 AM EST)

    "To copulate he finds interns", but I can't remember the exact phrase to match it.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    See other good ones here..
    by websterinvirginia
    (09.25.2006 3:08:09 PM EST)
    http://www.anagramgenius.com/archive/presid3.html

    Such as: "The Presidential Cigar" -> "A cheap girl inserted it"

    "William Clintons autobiography "My life"" -> "I am into a powerful liability... my schlong!"

    "Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton" -> "Intern to calm his hard on - orally."

    uh
    by thegrandpatron
    (09.25.2006 6:11:35 PM EST)

    "Hillary calms his hard on - orally."
    All she has to do is show up and speak.
    Waaaaaa hahahahahahaha

    Hey, thanks, Webster
    by tjshere
    (09.25.2006 9:33:01 PM EST)

    I sure appreciate the tip. These things are amazing!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!


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