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"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been - some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started - but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy." - Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004
 
 

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Are You Psycho?

By: seaweedyPublished: 02/25/2004
 
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Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
(Give this some thought before you answer)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.

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Well I flunked that test (0 replies)
started by thecritic
(02.25.2004 10:39:48 PM EST)


or did I pass?

I really don't WANT to think like a pyscho

Damn nifty quiz however

Cowboys ain't easy to love

damn (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(02.25.2004 9:02:40 PM EST)

I missed that one bad.

What Happened? (0 replies)
started by beo469
(02.25.2004 7:22:41 PM EST)

I opened the Goofball Joke section, and read something funny! Good one!

Wrong path... (0 replies)
started by michaelcarl
(02.25.2004 5:04:27 PM EST)

I hade no clue, was that a true story?

I Finally got some Crayons.

I'll bet ....... (0 replies)  
started by thegrandpatron
(02.25.2004 1:37:25 PM EST)


she's that bitch that dragonmaster666 meets, everyday driving down the road.

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