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Having A Bad Day

By: HHBPublished: 06/12/2001
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1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe sending her to the hospital.

3. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places.Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

4. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two helpless protesters to death.

5. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was a bomb, he opened it.

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    son of a (1 reply)
    started by paparoach1
    (06.12.2001 4:49:02 PM EST)

    bitch,thi is the second thing i have sent in with someone elses name on it.DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT.

    We're going to infest

    Thanks for the post. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (06.12.2001 11:56:00 AM EST)

    I think it's a pretty damn good one.

    That's all I have to say (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.12.2001 9:28:10 AM EST)

    Hey friday 2k,

    You're 1st on one of the oldest and most boring posts.

    All I can say is, "I hate it when that happens..."

    ::yawn:: (0 replies)
    started by fixxxerny
    (06.12.2001 8:29:51 AM EST)

    this is OLD... been around the net for so long, it's all been disproven as an urban legend type story

    i miss the comfort in being sad

    First! (0 replies)  
    started by friday2k
    (06.12.2001 3:18:18 AM EST)

    And this is just great. I hate it when that happens ... is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

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