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By: marvinPublished: 02/26/2002
 
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Be sure to visit these places on your travels... But of course, if you're from Pennsylvania, you're probably not going anywhere.

  • Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
  • Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
  • Muff (Republic of Ireland)
  • Bastard (Norway)
  • Twatt (Shetland, UK)
  • Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
  • Wankie (Zimbabwe)
  • Climax (Colorado, USA)
  • Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
  • Shafter (California, USA)
  • Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
  • Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
  • Donk (Belgium)
  • Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
  • Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
  • Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
  • Stains (Near Paris,France)
  • Turdo (Romania)
  • Fukum (Yemen)
  • Fuku (Shensi, China)
  • Wanks River (Nicaragua)
  • Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
  • Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
  • Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
  • Hold With Hope (Greenland)
  • Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
  • Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
  • Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
  • Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
  • Tittybong (Australia)
  • Dikshit (India)
  • Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
  • Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
  • Gobbler's Knob (Kentucky, USA)

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    heyyyyyy...... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (03.29.2002 1:08:59 AM EST)

    i am from shafter,california.and might proud of it.

    Don't Trust Anyone

    My brother and I (2 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.26.2002 2:29:41 PM EST)

    Used to go down to Wanks River all the time when we were kids.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Where I grew up... (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.26.2002 7:02:22 AM EST)


    ...I was within 60 miles of
    Atlanta, Missouri
    Alexandria, Missouri
    Cairo, Missouri
    Cuba, Missouri
    Florida, Missouri
    Lancaster, Missouri
    Louisiana, Missouri
    Miami, Missouri
    Monticello, Missouri
    Newark, Missouri
    Paris, Missouri
    Philadelphia, Missouri

    My parents idea of World Travel was a Sunday afternoon Drive.

    ...and I was about twenty miles from
    Ten Mile, Missouri

    LMAO ! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.26.2002 3:32:47 AM EST)

    These are hilarious! And I've actually been to a few of these places. I can't say that I've missed Turdo though.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    I'm off (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.26.2002 3:16:59 AM EST)

    to Pennsylvania and then Luzon and finally to Colorado .... should prove to be a wonderful trip !

    Whoooo Hoooooooo I got into the Grand Patron section at last ! LOL

    Kiss my Ass !

    Damn (3 replies)  
    started by roger
    (02.26.2002 0:49:19 AM EST)

    There isn't a Bumfuck Egypt. I've heard about that place all my life and yet it isn't on the list. hahaha

    This is great Marvin


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