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 Actual Town Names | | By: marvin | Published: 02/26/2002 | | |  |
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Be sure to visit these places on your travels... But of course, if you're from Pennsylvania, you're probably not going anywhere.
- Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
- Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
- Muff (Republic of Ireland)
- Bastard (Norway)
- Twatt (Shetland, UK)
- Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
- Wankie (Zimbabwe)
- Climax (Colorado, USA)
- Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
- Shafter (California, USA)
- Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
- Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
- Donk (Belgium)
- Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
- Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
- Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
- Stains (Near Paris,France)
- Turdo (Romania)
- Fukum (Yemen)
- Fuku (Shensi, China)
- Wanks River (Nicaragua)
- Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
- Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
- Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
- Hold With Hope (Greenland)
- Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
- Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
- Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
- Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
- Tittybong (Australia)
- Dikshit (India)
- Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
- Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
- Gobbler's Knob (Kentucky, USA)
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Where I grew up...
(2 replies)
started by
thegrandpatron
(02.26.2002 7:02:22 AM EST)
...I was within 60 miles of
Atlanta, Missouri
Alexandria, Missouri
Cairo, Missouri
Cuba, Missouri
Florida, Missouri
Lancaster, Missouri
Louisiana, Missouri
Miami, Missouri
Monticello, Missouri
Newark, Missouri
Paris, Missouri
Philadelphia, Missouri
My parents idea of World Travel was a Sunday afternoon Drive.
...and I was about twenty miles from
Ten Mile, Missouri
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I'm off
(0 replies)
started by
marvin
(02.26.2002 3:16:59 AM EST)
to Pennsylvania and then Luzon and finally to Colorado .... should prove to be a wonderful trip !
Whoooo Hoooooooo I got into the Grand Patron section at last ! LOL

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