Doctors vs. Guns
By: roger	Published: 04/18/2003
Think about this: a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000. b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services) Then think about this: a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000. b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500. c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188. Statistically, doctors are approx 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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OK (0 replies) started by vmax97 (04.19.2003 6:08:42 AM EST) Please tell me that this is real and not made up! And if so where did you get your statisics from! I'm in the military, and that is one hell of an arguement! :D It's only kinky the first time! LOL

got (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (04.18.2003 9:29:22 PM EST) that right...lmfao

Devil's Right Hand (0 replies) started by beo469 (04.18.2003 8:58:18 AM EST) About the time that Daddy left to fight the big war I saw my first pistol in the general store In the general store, when I was thirteen Thought it was the finest thing I ever had seen So l asked if I could have one someday when I grew up Mama dropped a dozen eggs, she really blew up She really blew up and I didn't understand Mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand The devil's right hand, the devil's right hand Mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand My very first pistol was a cap and ball Colt Shoot as fast as lightnin' but it loads a mite slow Loads a mite slow and soon I found out It can get you into trouble but it can't get you out So then I went and bought myself a Colt 45 Called a peacemaker but I never knew why Never knew why, I didn't understand Cause Mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand Well I get into a card game in a company town Caught a miner cheating I shot the dog down Shot the dog down, watched the man fall Never touched his holster, never had a chance to draw The trial was in the morning and they drug me out of bed Asked me how I pleaded, not guilty I said Not guilty I said, you've got the wrong man Nothing touched the trigger but the devil's right hand ( Lyric's by Steve Earle )

and just why ..... (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (04.18.2003 7:55:01 AM EST) do you think they call it: "Practicing medicine"?

Just goes to show (0 replies) started by marvin (04.18.2003 2:57:29 AM EST) the power of advertising .... ask the NRA.

Yeah... (0 replies) started by roger (04.18.2003 1:52:22 AM EST) You find out about the lawyers, go see a doctor and he kills you. Your wife hires a lawyer to sue the doctor and ends up marrying him. Meanwhile the worms is eating your pecker. Ain't life a bitch? hahaha Just protecting my sheep

those damned doctors (0 replies)   started by suicideking (04.18.2003 0:50:28 AM EST) jesus, I've got plenty! I'm doomed. §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG Assume the position.

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