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By: luvly1Published: 07/14/2005
 
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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    Uh, re #10 (0 replies)
    started by beo469
    (07.14.2005 6:18:18 PM EST)

    Lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose? I don't wanna be around when that happens.

    Uh, re #4 (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.14.2005 7:44:44 AM EST)


    No, you don't need special sneakers........
    ........ but Golf shoes do give you great traction.

    editor's note:
    They are hard on sheets though.

    Uh, re #2 (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (07.14.2005 4:09:15 AM EST)


    If it's the sweating that is good for the skin wouldn't a good old fashioned roll in the hay be better than gentle, relaxed lovemaking?

    Or, better yet, she could work up a sweat waxing my ride.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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