According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on
record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of
their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that
the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New
Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them
look up to 17 inches long.
The most common fantasy is oral sex.
8% of us have regular anal sex.
60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with
two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases
of men similarly endowed.
Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4".
A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release
of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to
have sex.
56% of men have had sex at work.
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love
an average of three times a night, every night, until their
thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.
62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.
The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to
brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand
dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an
employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.
At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt
to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.
England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a
special table built so that he could comfortably engage in
sexual intercourse.
29% of us are virgins when we marry.
The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
58% like dirty talk during sex.
22% rent porno flicks at least once.
It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the
sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as
possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and
ribbon.
In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were
permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic,
while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose,
wear a leather falsie called a braquette.
Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would
take the typical American couple more than four years to try
every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.
According to the World Health Organization, there are
approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899
during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the
evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating
the surgical removal of the dead man's member.
When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each
other, they shake penises instead of hands.
