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Got A Billion Things To Do

By: marrakeshmanPublished: 05/19/2006
 
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The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion," casually, think about whether you want the politician spending your tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases.

a) A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

b) A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

c) A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

d) A billion days ago no-one walked on two feet on earth.

e) A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government spends it.

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