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By: robnoxiousPublished: 01/12/2004
 
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#101 About half of all Americans are on a diet at any given time.
#102 A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories.
#103 Frowning burns more calories then smiling.
#104 There are more then 30,000 diets on public record.
#105 You will burn 7% more calories walking on hard dirt then pavement.
#106 You way less at the top of a mountain then sea level.
#107 You burn more calories sleeping then watching TV.
#108 Licking a stamp burns 10 calories.
#109 Smelling apples and/or bananas can help you loose weight.
#110 Frogs never drink.
#111 Only male turkeys gobble.
#112 At birth a Dalmatian is always pure white.
#113 Giraffes can lick their own eyes.
#114 The oldest known animal was a tortoise and lived to be 152 years old.
#115 Bambo makes up 99% of a panda's diet.
#116 The largest fish is the whale shark - It can be over 50 feet long and weigh 2 tons.
#117 The starfish is the only animal that can turn its stomach inside out.
#118 Honeybees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.
#119 The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.
#120 The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.
#121 The only bird that can swim and not fly is a penguin.
#122 A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.
#123 Beavers were once the size of bears.
#124 Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.
#125 Pigeons have been trained by the U.S. Coast Guard to spot people lost at sea.

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    how (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.12.2004 3:43:46 PM EST)

    many are there of these facts...

    Re:123 (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.12.2004 12:56:43 PM EST)


    I think Madonna's is right up there.

    124 - Seals must have the same boss as me.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    interesting facts (0 replies)  
    started by ebenny
    (01.12.2004 1:20:03 AM EST)


    #106: "No weigh!" "Yes weigh, Ted!"

    #109: Too bad it doesn't help your spelling much.

    #110: ...but Kermit was known on occasion to partake of the sweet leaf.

    #113: But they can't lick their own balls, so what's the point?

    #114: Not including Cher, Dick Clark, or Dick Clark's toupee.

    #118: That depends on how you cook them.

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