"There is no second-rate children in Arizona. There's no second-rate children in America."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at Salmon for Governor and Renzi for Congress Fund-raiser," Sept. 27, 2002
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." Benjamin Franklin
#171 The most sensetive parts of the body are the mouth and the fingertips.
Yo Mama ...
has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a skinny woman? A: A counterfeit dollar bill is a phony buck!
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
#2 Animals that lay eggs dont have belly buttons.
#3 Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water.
#4 Slugs have 4 noses.
#5 Camels have 3 eyelids.
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.
#8 A bee has 5 eyes.
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
#10 Mosquitos are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
#11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.
#12 Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward.
#13 Cats have over 100 vocal chords.
#14 Camel's milk does not curdle.
#15 All porcupines float in water.
#16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
#17 A hummingbird weighs less then a penny.
#18 A jellyfish is 95% water.
#19 Children grow faster in the spring.
#20 Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower.
#21 Almonds are part of the peach family.
#22 Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work.
#23 The San Francisco Cable cars are th only mobile national monument.
#24 The state of Maine has 62 lighthouses.
#25 The only food that does not spoil is honey.
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(12.15.2003 8:46:21 PM EST)
these are pretty good.
(12.15.2003 7:25:06 PM EST)
Spring kid's, can't wait. I goin take a few days off and watch em grow. VERY MUCH A 5-UP Rob! The Funniest thing I've read in a while!
I've been reading these on the yellow side bars and was wondering if there was a whole list.
Hope you post more.
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