Snapple Facts (#26 - #50)
By: Robnoxious	Published: 12/22/2003
#26 The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters. #27 A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber. #28 Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying. #29 On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime. #30 Fish have eyelids. #31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping. #32 There are one million ants to every human in the world. #33 Termites eat through wood two times faster when listening to rock music!. #34 If you keep a goldfish in a dark room it will eventually turn white. #35 Elephants only sleep 2 hours a day. #36 A duck's quack doesn't echo. #37 A snail breathes through it's foot. #38 Fish cough. #39 An ant's smell is stronger then a dog's. #40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down. #41 Shrimp can only swim backward. #42 Frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open. #43 A cat's lower jaw cannot move sideways. #44 The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps. #45 Elephants are capable of swimming 20 miles per day. #46 Elephants are the only mammal that cannot jump. #47 Giraffes have no vocal chords. #48 Cats can hear ultrasound. #49 Despite its hump...camel's have a straight spine. #50 Mosquitos have 47 teeth. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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well hell (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (12.22.2003 8:00:09 PM EST) alot of crazy stuff....lol

poor duck (2 replies) started by ebenny (12.22.2003 5:40:35 PM EST) Why are we being so hard on that poor duck? It's not his fault some schmuck made up that myth about him just to fill one more Snapple cap. How about this one (if you've ever had chickens you know how "true" it is): Chickens are the only birds that can fly (sorta, well okay not much) but are too stupid to know it. And #29... 2 weeks kissing in a lifetime? Does that include your boss's ass? #33... If you play Kenny G, the ants will try to chew their own legs off. #34... The fish will turn white faster if you dip it in a bucket of bleach. Or whitewash. That'll do it too. #42... I could never get my frog to swallow anyway. It only spits. #47... Giraffes can't talk? You mean the Toy R Us giraffe isn't real?!?

#36.... (4 replies) started by meesha (12.22.2003 11:29:26 AM EST) Isn't true!!! Go to www.discoverychannel.com and click on the mythbusters link. They proved it not to long ago that yes, a duck's quack does echo! Also, #28 isn't true either!!! And I think if you keep just about any living thing in a dark room long enough, it will turn white. Just look at creatures that live in caves. :-)

LMAO! (0 replies) started by tjshere (12.22.2003 10:59:00 AM EST) Ain't no way I'm gonna top the Clitic, so I'll just say thanks and move along.

Starting with #26 (2 replies) started by thecritic (12.22.2003 8:09:35 AM EST) Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters mainly because all the words they use only have 3. 27. I tried that will the ball of glass and it shattered all over the sidewalk... Thanks Rob. 29. I can't get this gum out of my damn eyes now. Thanks again Rob. 30. 2 weeks kissing in a lifetime? I did it on the first date with Nancy Mayhew. 31. 8 spiders? I hope there isn't a statistic for cockroaches. 32. Make that a million an 10, one of my ants just gave birth. 33. Termites also die early from starvation if listening to Country music while eating wood. 34. I tried that with the goldfish Rob and he died. Thanks again. 35. Wow, an elephant stays awake for 10 hours... they must get some good programs on their cable tv over there. 36. Sorry but a duck's quack DOES echo. This has been proven wrong. 37. So those trails that the snails leave is snot? 38. Yeah, I heard my goldfish cough just before he died. Should I add cough medicine in the tank on the next fish I get? 39. Yeah, them ants stink, all one million and ten of them. 40. Cows are like me, once they get upstairs they don't know why they went there. 41. Shrimp don't care where they're going but like to know where they've been. 42. Frogs are always bumping into things in the water. 43. A cat's lower jaw CAN move sideways. I proved that not long ago with a damn hammer. 44. There is no store anywhere that makes pajamas for bullfrogs. LOL. 45. If an elephant can swim 20 miles a day then no damn wonder it stays awake 10 hours. 46. On pogo sticks, elephants do quite well however. 47. Thanks Rob, now I know why my Giraffe won't answer me. 48. All the cats I've known can't hear anything now. 49. Who wants to hump a camel anyway? 50. Redneck mosquitos only have 2. Thanks, this was fun and I just noticed that Ebenny also called you on the duck's quack.

survey says (0 replies)   started by ebenny (12.22.2003 0:40:23 AM EST) #36 is not true. A duck's quack DOES echo, just like any other sound. It's been proven.

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