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    By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/29/2003
     
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    #51 There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
    #52 11% of people in the world are lefthanded.
    #53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
    #54 The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.
    #55 A human brain weighs about 3lbs.
    #56 1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.
    #57 You blink over 10,000,000 times a year.
    #58 A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph.
    #59 Brain waves can be used to power an electric train.
    #60 A tongue is the fastest healing part of the body.
    #61 Pigs get sunburn.
    #62 The lifespan of a tastebud is 10 days.
    #63 The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
    #64 Strawberries contain more Vitamin C then oranges.
    #65 A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations.
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    #68 The longest one syllabled word is "screeched".
    #69 No word in the english language rhymes with month.
    #70 A "jiffy" is actually 1/100 of a second.
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    #72 The average person uses 150 gallons of water per day for personal use.
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    ok (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.02.2004 3:27:50 PM EST)

    that is alot of info...

    BIGJOHN2

    well... (0 replies)
    started by ebenny
    (12.29.2003 8:40:18 AM EST)

    #53: Lady, you're not supposed to eat it, just smear the shit on your face.

    #59: Many of us would be hard-pressed to power so much as the crossing gate.

    #65: 7.3 billion of those calculations tend to be WRONG.

    #71: ...which is also the nickname for the entire state, and many of its inhabitants.

    Damn (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (12.29.2003 2:27:14 AM EST)


    So many things to comment on, so little time.

    #54: I'll bet I can get some of my farts up to a pound.

    #73: I drive for a living in SoCal. This is an average WEEK for me.

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