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"90% I'll spend on good times, women and Irish whiskey. The other 10% I'll probably waste." — Phillies pitcher Tug McGraw in 1975 on how he would spend his $75,000 salary.
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#82 August has the highest percent of births.
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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Irishman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What, is this some kind of joke??"
#51 There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
#52 11% of people in the world are lefthanded.
#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
#54 The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.
#55 A human brain weighs about 3lbs.
#56 1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.
#57 You blink over 10,000,000 times a year.
#58 A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph.
#59 Brain waves can be used to power an electric train.
#60 A tongue is the fastest healing part of the body.
#61 Pigs get sunburn.
#62 The lifespan of a tastebud is 10 days.
#63 The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
#64 Strawberries contain more Vitamin C then oranges.
#65 A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations.
#66 Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day.
#67 There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.
#68 The longest one syllabled word is "screeched".
#69 No word in the english language rhymes with month.
#70 A "jiffy" is actually 1/100 of a second.
#71 There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia.
#72 The average person uses 150 gallons of water per day for personal use.
#73 The average person spends 2 weeks of it's life waiting for a traffic light to change.
#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
#75 The average person makes 1,140 phone calls per year.
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#53: Lady, you're not supposed to eat it, just smear the shit on your face.
#59: Many of us would be hard-pressed to power so much as the crossing gate.
#65: 7.3 billion of those calculations tend to be WRONG.
#71: ...which is also the nickname for the entire state, and many of its inhabitants.
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