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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 01/05/2004
 
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#76 The average person spends 2 years on the phone in his/her lifetime.
#77 No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times.
#78 Alaska is the most eastern and western state in the US.
#79 There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter.
#80 About 18% of Animal owners share their bed with their pet.
#81 Alaska has more caribou then people.
#82 August has the highest percent of births.
#83 Googol is a number (1 followed by 100 zeros).
#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
#85 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
#86 Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.
#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
#88 A ten gallon hat holds less then one gallon of liquid.
#89 The average American walks 18,000 steps a day.
#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
#91 There are more telephones then people in Washington D.C.
#92 Fish can drown.
#93 A Kangaroo can jump 30 feet.
#94 Lizards communicate by doing push-ups.
#95 Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.
#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
#97 A turkey can run at 20mph.
#98 When the moon is directly over you, you weigh less.
#99 You burn 20 calories an hour chewing gum.
#100 In a year, the average person walks 4 miles makeing their bed.

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    started by bigjohn2
    (01.05.2004 3:51:05 PM EST)

    bunch of good facts.....

    OK....... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.05.2004 12:25:10 PM EST)


    How many people besides me have been sitting in front of their computers for the last several minutes folding various-sized pieces of paper? 6 folds was the best I got.

    Breakdown on #76:

    Men - 2 weeks.

    Women - 23 months, 2 weeks

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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