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#49 Despite its hump...camel's have a straight spine.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she's in a jacuzzi, she makes her own gravy!
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Q. What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? A. Christopher Walken
#76 The average person spends 2 years on the phone in his/her lifetime.
#77 No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times.
#78 Alaska is the most eastern and western state in the US.
#79 There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter.
#80 About 18% of Animal owners share their bed with their pet.
#81 Alaska has more caribou then people.
#82 August has the highest percent of births.
#83 Googol is a number (1 followed by 100 zeros).
#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
#85 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
#86 Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.
#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
#88 A ten gallon hat holds less then one gallon of liquid.
#89 The average American walks 18,000 steps a day.
#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
#91 There are more telephones then people in Washington D.C.
#92 Fish can drown.
#93 A Kangaroo can jump 30 feet.
#94 Lizards communicate by doing push-ups.
#95 Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.
#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
#97 A turkey can run at 20mph.
#98 When the moon is directly over you, you weigh less.
#99 You burn 20 calories an hour chewing gum.
#100 In a year, the average person walks 4 miles makeing their bed.
How many people besides me have been sitting in front of their computers for the last several minutes folding various-sized pieces of paper? 6 folds was the best I got.
How many people besides me have been sitting in front of their computers for the last several minutes folding various-sized pieces of paper? 6 folds was the best I got.
Breakdown on #76:
Men - 2 weeks.
Women - 23 months, 2 weeks
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