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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003 "I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"We anticipate a global world-maket with place for perhaps five computers." Tom Watson, IBM 1949
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#188 Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest, and highest continent on earth.
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It took 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldn't get used to the front seat!
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Q: How can you tell a macho women? A: She rolls her own tampons.
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 Strange Facts | | By: robnoxious | Published: 02/23/2004 | | |  |
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- Cannibalism is NOT illegal in Germany!
- All male snakes and lizards have two penises.
- Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France.
- One 75-watt bulb gives more light than three 25-watt bulbs.
- No matter how cold it gets, gasoline will not freeze.
- At horse race tracks, the favorite wins fewer than 30% of the time!
- Anteaters prefer termites to ants.
- Nearly 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour!
- When your face blushes, the lining of your stomach turns red, too!
- WAL-MART generates $3,000,000.00 in revenues every 7 minutes.
- 35% of the people using personal ads for dating are already married.
- Drew Carry once worked at a Denny's!
- In 1659, it was illegal to celebrate Christmas in Massachusetts!
- If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.
- 'Second Street' is the most common street name in the U.S.; 'First Street' is the sixth!
- It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas.
- It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
- Vaccines contain formaldehyde, ethylene glycol (antifreeze), phenol (disinfectant / pesticide), and aluminum!
- The oil used by jewelers to lubricate clocks and watches costs about $3,000 a gallon!
- Tipping at a restaurant in Iceland is considered an insult!
- More steel in the United States is used to make bottle caps than to manufacture automobile bodies!
- 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts!
- California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ!
- The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
- The last time American Green cards were actually green was 1964!
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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The world's largest wine cask is in Heidleberg, Germany.
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