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By: robnoxiousPublished: 02/23/2004
 
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  1. Cannibalism is NOT illegal in Germany!
  2. All male snakes and lizards have two penises.
  3. Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France.
  4. One 75-watt bulb gives more light than three 25-watt bulbs.
  5. No matter how cold it gets, gasoline will not freeze.
  6. At horse race tracks, the favorite wins fewer than 30% of the time!
  7. Anteaters prefer termites to ants.
  8. Nearly 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour!
  9. When your face blushes, the lining of your stomach turns red, too!
  10. WAL-MART generates $3,000,000.00 in revenues every 7 minutes.
  11. 35% of the people using personal ads for dating are already married.
  12. Drew Carry once worked at a Denny's!
  13. In 1659, it was illegal to celebrate Christmas in Massachusetts!
  14. If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.
  15. 'Second Street' is the most common street name in the U.S.; 'First Street' is the sixth!
  16. It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas.
  17. It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
  18. Vaccines contain formaldehyde, ethylene glycol (antifreeze), phenol (disinfectant / pesticide), and aluminum!
  19. The oil used by jewelers to lubricate clocks and watches costs about $3,000 a gallon!
  20. Tipping at a restaurant in Iceland is considered an insult!
  21. More steel in the United States is used to make bottle caps than to manufacture automobile bodies!
  22. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts!
  23. California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ!
  24. The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
  25. The last time American Green cards were actually green was 1964!

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    duh (0 replies)
    started by ebenny
    (02.23.2004 11:22:18 PM EST)

    1. Sure about that? Murder is illegal, as is, I believe, abuse of a corpse. With cannibalism, one and/or the other is typically involved.

    3. The precursor to the kilt (a cloak folded down at the waist) was always part of the Celtic culture and its parent cultures. The kilt was never exclusive to Scotland; they're also used in Ireland and a few other places. Same goes for the bagpipes.

    5. Care to place any bets on absolute zero?

    12. It's only a matter of time before he's working there again.

    17. That's pathetic! We can do better than 0.7%!! Get to it, people!

    a cold (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.23.2004 8:42:50 PM EST)

    beer lasts about 2 minutes around me...

    28. (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.23.2004 12:09:38 PM EST)


    72% of statistics are made up on the spot.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    27. A vacuum cleaner (0 replies)
    started by meesha
    (02.23.2004 11:23:36 AM EST)

    will only break while trying to clean up a really nasty mess.

    Hi, I'm Bob

    26. A bumblebee .... (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.23.2004 8:44:05 AM EST)


    is faster than a John Deere tractor.

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