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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
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"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." Vice President Dan Quayle
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#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
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is so stupid that she is sold the car for gas money.
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Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts? A: Her navel.
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 Strange Facts | | By: robnoxious | Published: 02/23/2004 | | |  |
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- Cannibalism is NOT illegal in Germany!
- All male snakes and lizards have two penises.
- Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France.
- One 75-watt bulb gives more light than three 25-watt bulbs.
- No matter how cold it gets, gasoline will not freeze.
- At horse race tracks, the favorite wins fewer than 30% of the time!
- Anteaters prefer termites to ants.
- Nearly 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour!
- When your face blushes, the lining of your stomach turns red, too!
- WAL-MART generates $3,000,000.00 in revenues every 7 minutes.
- 35% of the people using personal ads for dating are already married.
- Drew Carry once worked at a Denny's!
- In 1659, it was illegal to celebrate Christmas in Massachusetts!
- If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.
- 'Second Street' is the most common street name in the U.S.; 'First Street' is the sixth!
- It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas.
- It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
- Vaccines contain formaldehyde, ethylene glycol (antifreeze), phenol (disinfectant / pesticide), and aluminum!
- The oil used by jewelers to lubricate clocks and watches costs about $3,000 a gallon!
- Tipping at a restaurant in Iceland is considered an insult!
- More steel in the United States is used to make bottle caps than to manufacture automobile bodies!
- 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts!
- California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ!
- The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
- The last time American Green cards were actually green was 1964!
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories an hour.
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