Strange Facts
By: robnoxious	Published: 05/24/2004
With two forks and a charge, a pickle will emit light! The penis of a barnacle may reach up to 20 times its body size. It takes Several hundred thousand years for newly made photons (light) to travel from the core of the sun to it's surface. The longest recorded flight by a chicken is 13 seconds! Pearls will dissolve in vinegar! A cubic mile of ordinary fog contains less than a gallon of water. Tibetans drink tea made of salt and rancid yak butter! Plants tend to grow healthier when they are stroked. In Nepal, cow dung is used for medicinal purposes. Babies are born without knee caps. Bamboo plants can grow up to 36 inches in a day. Clocks made before 1660 had only one hand - an hour hand. The Stanley Cup originally was only seven and a half inches high. Microsoft only made $16,005 in its first year of operation! The creator of the Waffle Iron did not actually like waffles. Rain contains vitamin B12. The leading cause of poisoning for children under the age of six in the home is liquid dish soap. Human birth control pills also work on gorillas. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona. Hot water weighs more than cold water. The United States produces more tobacco than it does wheat. In 1910 a football team was penalized 15 yards for an incomplete forward pass. The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Well.... (0 replies) started by thecritic (05.24.2004 9:53:50 PM EST) I had something else lined up but since GP has chosen to attack my person I've made some changes. Jimything, you get the night off. 1. With two forks and a charge, a pickle will emit light! It also gives GP multiple orgasms. 2. The penis of a barnacle may reach up to 20 times its body size. So says Barnacle Bill the Sailor. 3. It takes Several hundred thousand years for newly made photons (light) to travel from the core of the sun to it's surface. Try changing that bulb. 4. The longest recorded flight by a chicken is 13 seconds! This happened right after GP took his first Viagra. 5. Pearls will dissolve in vinegar! Oh shit, I was just trying to clean 'em. 6. A cubic mile of ordinary fog contains less than a gallon of water. But contains 95 gallons of pollution. 7. Tibetans drink tea made of salt and rancid yak butter! GP was found dead in his tea pee. 8. Plants tend to grow healthier when they are stroked. Some say GP has a green thumb. 9. In Nepal, cow dung is used for medicinal purposes. GP was feeling bad and the doctor told him to eat shit. 10. Babies are born without knee caps. Texans are born with no brains. 11. Bamboo plants can grow up to 36 inches in a day. On weekends GP likes to sit around in his bamboo patch. 12. Clocks made before 1660 had only one hand - an hour hand. Guys in the bar calling their wives and saying, "I'll be home in a minute," had it made. 13. The Stanley Cup originally was only seven and a half inches high. Stanley said it was seven and a quarter inches bigger than the cup GP wore. 14. Microsoft only made $16,005 in its first year of operation! But it spent 36 billion on preventing windows from crashing. 15. The creator of the Waffle Iron did not actually like waffles. He didn't care much for Texans either. 16. Rain contains vitamin B12. Don't tell the folks at One-A-Day Vitamin company that. 17. The leading cause of poisoning for children under the age of six in the home is liquid dish soap. In Texas it's from eating cow dung. 18. Human birth control pills also work on gorillas. GP is living proof that they don't work on monkeys. 19. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. Come on, Wendy was Dave Thomas' daughter. 20. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Then he immediately cut a fart. 21. It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona. In Texas you can marry 'em. 22. Hot water weighs more than cold water. Because cold water is carb free. 23. The United States produces more tobacco than it does wheat. Let's all start smoking wheat. 24. In 1910 a football team was penalized 15 yards for an incomplete forward pass. Which team was it? 25. The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet. This was recorded when GP's wife saw his dick for the first time. A Smith and Wesson beats four aces

I have time let me try (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (05.24.2004 9:33:26 AM EST) 1. With two forks and a charge, a pickle will emit light! Two forks of beans and Roger will emit gas 2. The penis of a barnacle may reach up to 20 times its body size. No wonder that song is “Won’t you come home Bill Barnacle, won’t you come home” 3. It takes Several hundred thousand years for newly made photons (light) to travel from the core of the sun to it's surface. It takes about 2 seconds for that gas in #1 to reach the surface for Roger 4. The longest recorded flight by a chicken is 13 seconds! It was running away from Roger 5. Pearls will dissolve in vinegar! Not the little Pink Pearl I hope 6. A cubic mile of ordinary fog contains less than a gallon of water. If’n I ran a mile I would emit more than a gallon of sweat 7. Tibetans drink tea made of salt and rancid yak butter! I always wondered where IHOP got their Ice Tea recipe 8. Plants tend to grow healthier when they are stroked. I’ve got something else that grows when stroked 9. In Nepal, cow dung is used for medicinal purposes. In the US cow dung is used for Political speeches (maybe that’s Bullshit) 10. Babies are born without knee caps. No wonder they are screaming 11. Bamboo plants can grow up to 36 inches in a day. Must be why you can always see Japanese woman squatting in the garden 12. Clocks made before 1660 had only one hand - an hour hand. They were just trying to survive 13. The Stanley Cup originally was only seven and a half inches high. And I’ll bet Stanley never had my problem of, my cup runnuth over then 14. Microsoft only made $16,005 in its first year of operation! They should have had ENRON’s accountant’s 15. The creator of the Waffle Iron did not actually like waffles. He was trying to invent the mammogram 16. Rain contains vitamin B12. So doesn’t my sp..m 17. The leading cause of poisoning for children under the age of six in the home is liquid dish soap. I’m glad my mom only used bar soap to wash my mouth 18. Human birth control pills also work on gorillas. That’s good news for yimmy, he just got a job at the zoo 19. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. Like the names Peter Pan and Tinker bell weren’t made up 20. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. He needed a hair cut 21. It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona. There are things that are illegal in North Carolina involving sheep too, but that doesn’t stop some people 22. Hot water weighs more than cold water. It just seems that way because you can’t hold on to it as long 23. The United States produces more tobacco than it does wheat. Who in the hell smokes wheat? 24. In 1910 a football team was penalized 15 yards for an incomplete forward pass. We must have their descendents still referring today 25. The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet. Ask TJ’s first wife, I heard she was a spitter

I'll be back later today (0 replies)   started by thecritic (05.24.2004 0:44:09 AM EST) I'm going to bed now. Hey Ebenny... take over pal..., I'll be back later to join you A Smith and Wesson beats four aces

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