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By: robnoxiousPublished: 03/22/2004
 
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    Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!
  1. At one golf course in North Carolina, you can rent a llama to be your caddy.
  2. The Netherlands government doesn't prosecute drug smugglers with less than three kilos of cocaine!
  3. It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.
  4. WAL-MART makes about $3,000,000.00 in revenues every 7 minutes!
  5. Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
  6. The industry standard way to euthanize chickens is to throw them into a woodchipper!
  7. The country of Nauru's economy is almost entirely based on bird droppings.
  8. In almost all countries, first cousin marriages are legal!
  9. On average, one language disappears from the earth every two weeks!
  10. An intoxicated ant will always fall on its right side!
  11. Contrary to popular belief, lightning strikes from the ground upwards, not from the sky downwards!
  12. Adolf Hitler's favorite movie was King Kong.
  13. 1 out of every 11 workers in North Carolina depends on tobacco for their livelihood!
  14. Most lipstick contains fish scales!
  15. In its ancient form, the carrot was purple, not orange.
  16. There are at least 50 nuclear bombs that have been lost at sea!
  17. Each day, more than $40 Trillion changes hands worldwide!
  18. Whoopi Goldberg's real name is Caryn Elaine Johnson!
  19. A jumbo jet uses over 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.
  20. A redwood tree can expel more than 2 tons of water a day through its leaves.
  21. The country of India produces more movies than any other country.
  22. Spanish Fly, the popular aphrodisiac, is made from dried beetle remains!
  23. It is impossible to kiss your elbow.
  24. Nearly 1/3 of Taiwanese funerals have hired strippers!

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    llama (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.23.2004 3:57:52 PM EST)

    as a caddy huh

    #11 (0 replies)
    started by stevenj
    (03.22.2004 6:10:10 PM EST)

    It's drawn downward, but before making contact with the ground, you'll see it spring from the bottom, up. It's real cool.

    Regarding : (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.22.2004 9:20:09 AM EST)

    # 1: "llama used to be your caddy" Every time Roger and his llamma looked for his golf ball out in the ruff, I swear I kept hearing him say "Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?" maybe it was "Come hear caddy" but I wasn't going down in there to find out.

    # 5: "Men struck by lightning" Would the main cause of men's lying be the fact that women insist on asking too many questions?

    # 17: "Each day $40 Trillion changes hands" $39 Trillion of that is in Wal-Mart.

    Re: #0 (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (03.22.2004 5:18:19 AM EST)


    I have heard a scorpion will react the same way if you hold a match in front of it. Never tried either of these tricks though.

    Re: #11 - Not sure I get this one. You can actually SEE a lightning strike moving downwards.

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