Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
— J. Danforth Quayle
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#89 The average American walks 18,000 steps a day.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
 
 


Strange Facts

By: robnoxiousPublished: 03/22/2004
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

    Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!
  1. At one golf course in North Carolina, you can rent a llama to be your caddy.
  2. The Netherlands government doesn't prosecute drug smugglers with less than three kilos of cocaine!
  3. It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.
  4. WAL-MART makes about $3,000,000.00 in revenues every 7 minutes!
  5. Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
  6. The industry standard way to euthanize chickens is to throw them into a woodchipper!
  7. The country of Nauru's economy is almost entirely based on bird droppings.
  8. In almost all countries, first cousin marriages are legal!
  9. On average, one language disappears from the earth every two weeks!
  10. An intoxicated ant will always fall on its right side!
  11. Contrary to popular belief, lightning strikes from the ground upwards, not from the sky downwards!
  12. Adolf Hitler's favorite movie was King Kong.
  13. 1 out of every 11 workers in North Carolina depends on tobacco for their livelihood!
  14. Most lipstick contains fish scales!
  15. In its ancient form, the carrot was purple, not orange.
  16. There are at least 50 nuclear bombs that have been lost at sea!
  17. Each day, more than $40 Trillion changes hands worldwide!
  18. Whoopi Goldberg's real name is Caryn Elaine Johnson!
  19. A jumbo jet uses over 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.
  20. A redwood tree can expel more than 2 tons of water a day through its leaves.
  21. The country of India produces more movies than any other country.
  22. Spanish Fly, the popular aphrodisiac, is made from dried beetle remains!
  23. It is impossible to kiss your elbow.
  24. Nearly 1/3 of Taiwanese funerals have hired strippers!

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Strange Laws From Around The World
  • Facts: Largest Breasts and Buttocks
  • Snapple Facts (#101 - #125)
  • Man Presents Bare Facts in Crowded Courthouse
  • Juliette Lewis's Strange Days
  • Strange Request
  • The Strange Powers of Goofball
  • Strange Hairdo
  • Clippy Faces Facts
  • facts Jokes
  • facts Jokes
  • The Stranger
  • Strangers On My Flight
  • Fake Photo from the Top of the World Trade Center
  • Woman Aims For Roach, Swallows Fork
  • Strip For Lunch
  • Are You a Bad American?
  • Patricia (Patty) Campbell Hearst
  • The Ultimate Unwanted Houseguest
  • Election Depression Beaters

  • More Strange Facts Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    llama (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.23.2004 3:57:52 PM EST)

    as a caddy huh

    #11 (0 replies)
    started by stevenj
    (03.22.2004 6:10:10 PM EST)

    It's drawn downward, but before making contact with the ground, you'll see it spring from the bottom, up. It's real cool.

    Regarding : (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.22.2004 9:20:09 AM EST)

    # 1: "llama used to be your caddy" Every time Roger and his llamma looked for his golf ball out in the ruff, I swear I kept hearing him say "Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?" maybe it was "Come hear caddy" but I wasn't going down in there to find out.

    # 5: "Men struck by lightning" Would the main cause of men's lying be the fact that women insist on asking too many questions?

    # 17: "Each day $40 Trillion changes hands" $39 Trillion of that is in Wal-Mart.

    Re: #0 (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (03.22.2004 5:18:19 AM EST)


    I have heard a scorpion will react the same way if you hold a match in front of it. Never tried either of these tricks though.

    Re: #11 - Not sure I get this one. You can actually SEE a lightning strike moving downwards.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Life In The 1500's
    The next time you are washing your hands and complain ...
    06.05.2008

    Rate This!

    4.08 Goofballs of 5
    12 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Life In The 1500's
    The next time you are washing your hands and complain ...
    06.05.2008

    Two Years Ago
    History Repeats
    California became a state in 1850. It "had no electricity. ...
    11.20.2007

    Useless US Facts
    Completely useless facts, but interesting, about the U.S.
    09.15.2007

    The 10 Worst Website Names
    Everyone knows that if you are going to operate ...
    01.30.2007

    The World Is Nuts
    Proof That The World is Nuts

    In Lebanon, men ...
    12.23.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Spy vs. Spy Casebook

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    Gene Simmons' tongue is over 7 inches long.