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By: robnoxiousPublished: 04/12/2004
 
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  1. Sales of antacid increase 20% the day after the Super Bowl.
  2. The most common time for a bank robbery is Friday between 9 and 11 a.m.
  3. Stannous Fluoride, one of the main cavity-fighting ingredients in most toothpastes, is made from recycled tin!
  4. Women end up digesting most of the lipstick they apply!
  5. 'Bimbo' is a brand of soft drink made by Coca-Cola!
  6. The average person spends three years of his/her life on a toilet!
  7. About 25% of all people sneeze when they are exposed to light!
  8. In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death in front of a firing squad!
  9. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
  10. An octopus' testicles are located in its head.
  11. In the U.S., for every dollar you spend on gasoline 27 cents of it is in taxes!
  12. Residents of Kentucky are required, by law, to take a bath at least once a year.
  13. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
  14. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times!
  15. Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.
  16. A moth has 8 brains and no stomach.
  17. Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
  18. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
  19. Prior to 1900, prize fights lasted up to 100 rounds.
  20. In the U.S., golf courses take up more land than farms do.
  21. Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian, she was Greek!
  22. Spam stands for Shoulder Pork and Ham.
  23. For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more.
  24. During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.
  25. Out of all the senses, smell is most closely linked to memory.

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    I live in (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.12.2004 10:04:52 PM EST)

    kentucky and I take a bath at least 2 times a year...lmfao

    #16 (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (04.12.2004 9:13:48 PM EST)


    I have 8 stomachs and no brain.


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    LMAO @ The Critic (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.12.2004 8:57:53 AM EST)


    # 18: Same ting happens when you have a car wreck while getting a Blow Job: You lose your head.

    *gives standing O to Critic* (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (04.12.2004 2:00:50 AM EST)


    #11 - This is California. I WISH I paid 27 cents per gallon in taxes.

    #24 - This is TJ. I WISH I could grow 590 miles of hair.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Here we go... wooo peeee (1 reply)  
    started by thecritic
    (04.12.2004 1:39:40 AM EST)

    Sales of antacid increase 20% the day after the Super Bowl.
    Any idiot with half a brain should pay the money and do a damn Antacid commercial then.. 'ya think?

    The most common time for a bank robbery is Friday between 9 and 11 a.m.
    That's when the boss isn't watching the tellers.

    Stannous Fluoride, one of the main cavity-fighting ingredients in most toothpastes, is made from recycled tin!
    That's why the tin man needed a heart and not a dentist.

    Women end up digesting most of the lipstick they apply!
    Except for the amount they leave on my penis.

    'Bimbo' is a brand of soft drink made by Coca-Cola!
    Dumbo is an elephant.

    The average person spends three years of his/her life on a toilet!
    The main reason for this is it's so hard to get them down.

    About 25% of all people sneeze when they are exposed to light!
    The other 75% blink.

    In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death in front of a firing squad!
    As of this writing 200 new cab drivers were hired.

    The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
    Thanks a lot, there went my Hershey fetish.

    An octopus' testicles are located in its head.
    Along with it's penis.

    In the U.S., for every dollar you spend on gasoline 27 cents of it is in taxes!
    Every dollar spent on cigarettes 99 cents of it is in taxes.

    Residents of Kentucky are required, by law, to take a bath at least once a year.
    It's the only way their kin will sleep with them.

    There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
    You're forgetting the change from your hand to mine.

    No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times!
    I just broke my thumb.

    Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.
    Yeah and so was Jesse Jackson or so they say.

    A moth has 8 brains and no stomach.
    It just THINKS about taking a shit.

    Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
    And you thought women were too dumb to come in out of the rain.

    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
    Your head comes off for getting your head off.

    Prior to 1900, prize fights lasted up to 100 rounds.
    Except when there was money involved, then the guy took a dive in the 3rd.

    In the U.S., golf courses take up more land than farms do.
    If you could see my slice, you'd know why.

    Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian, she was Greek!
    and she gave good asshole.

    Spam stands for Shoulder Pork and Ham.
    Why don't they call it spork?

    For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more.
    Piss will do it too.

    During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.
    Is that curly miles? hahaha

    Out of all the senses, smell is most closely linked to memory.
    I'll never, ever forget that fart that grandma let.

    Thanks Rob, this was fun

    Cowboys ain't easy to love
    I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with jimything5's keyboard.

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