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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
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"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
— Vice President Dan Quayle
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#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
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is so stupid that she is sold the car for gas money.
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Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
A: Her navel.
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- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
- Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
- If FedEx and UPS were to merge,would they call it FED UP?
- Does fuzzy logic tickle?
- If they
arrest the Energizer Bunny,would the charge it with battery?
- I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
- How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
- How much faith does it take to be an atheist?
- I dont have a solution,but I admire your problem.
- If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what exactly is a fog horn made out of?
- If quitters never win,and winners never quit,what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
- If atheists say there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
- If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
- Okay,who stopped the payment on my reality check?
- I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?
- What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories an hour.
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