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 Things that make you go hmmmm 2 ... | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 12/05/1998 | | |  |
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- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
- Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
- If FedEx and UPS were to merge,would they call it FED UP?
- Does fuzzy logic tickle?
- If they
arrest the Energizer Bunny,would the charge it with battery?
- I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
- How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
- How much faith does it take to be an atheist?
- I dont have a solution,but I admire your problem.
- If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what exactly is a fog horn made out of?
- If quitters never win,and winners never quit,what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
- If atheists say there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
- If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
- Okay,who stopped the payment on my reality check?
- I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?
- What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
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