Things You Never Knew
By: Seaweedy	Published: 07/19/2001
Over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. Astronauts cannot cry. In space, there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow. A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate. German parents tell their children to eat everything on their plate, and in German this is said: "Iss dein Teller." If this sentence is translated into English it comes out: "Eat your plate." I guess the Germans should stock up on those wheat plates from Taiwan. Percentage of Americans that want to change their bodies in some way: 75%. Percentage of Americans that would want to change their intelligence: 13%. A person who is lost and starving can obtain nourishment by chewing on his shoes, provided they are made of leather. An igloo will stand up to modern artillery better than a concrete barricade. Additionally, the are almost invisible from the air and can't be spotted by infrared sensors. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Iss dein Teller Hannes (0 replies) started by seaweedy (07.20.2001 0:37:50 AM EST) Hannes is grammatically correct, but the sentence is usually abbreviated to the colloquial expression "Iss dein Teller" which means "eat your plate." What part of the fatherland are you from Hannes?

a platefull of lies :) (0 replies) started by hannes (07.19.2001 2:27:11 PM EST) Well, ok some of it may be true, but the German saying is "Iss deinen Teller leer", which of course translates to "empty your plate" or "eat everything on your plate". On the other hand, in medieval Europe it was quite common to use "plates" made from stale bread. After the meal these were often given to beggars to eat. So it looks like these Taiwanese are less innovative then they may think. What are these products made for right-handed people which kill left-handed people, guns? :) Fun fact: concrete will not melt in moderate climates. ;)

Pissing life away (0 replies) started by nakedcanuck (07.19.2001 10:09:23 AM EST) According to a report by the National Association for Continence, which studies bathroom behaviour, the total amount of time an average American spends in the can per year: 2 weeks. Percentage who say they "read or ponder serious issues" there: 50. Percentage of men who say that they've made love there: 22. The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Very interesting. (0 replies)   started by kweenbee (07.19.2001 0:27:24 AM EST) Thanks for the stats, Seaweedy. Love the country, live to pee outside!

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