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By: SeaweedyPublished: 07/19/2001
 
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A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.

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    Title: Iss dein Teller Hannes
    By: seaweedy
    Date: 07.20.2001 12:37 AM EST

    Hannes is grammatically correct, but the sentence is usually abbreviated to the colloquial expression "Iss dein Teller" which means "eat your plate." What part of the fatherland are you from Hannes?

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    Hannes is grammatically correct, but the sentence is usually abbreviated to the colloquial expression "Iss dein Teller" which means "eat your plate." What part of the fatherland are you from Hannes?


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