Things Could Be Worse
By: Seaweedy	Published: 09/17/2001
When you have an "I hate my job" day try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip." Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, open the package and remove the thermometer. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested." Now repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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LMAO (0 replies) started by roger (02.21.2002 6:28:10 PM EST) Hey Bob, where you work at anyway? I work at the rectal thermometer factory Bill. Oh yeah, what do you do there? I'll be seeing you around Bill. hahahahaha Just protecting my sheep

Hehehe..... (0 replies) started by sweetiepeach (09.28.2001 3:31:30 AM EST) ...good one...:) ~SweetiePeach~   ~*God Bless America*~

And then (0 replies) started by beckdaddy (09.17.2001 10:58:24 PM EST) boil the SH*T out of it! Funny one, Seaweedy! We're watching and we will fight back. Our spirit will not be broken!

Good one, weedy. (0 replies) started by kweenbee (09.17.2001 11:46:45 AM EST) ^5 to ya' guy. Love the country, live to pee outside!

It's the only way (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (09.17.2001 9:25:22 AM EST) It's the only way to take: "A True Measure of a Man". Ha! Ha! Oh, I crack myself up sometimes.

i repeat 5 * (0 replies)   started by lepervier (09.17.2001 8:03:46 AM EST) "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company." "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company." "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company." "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company." 5 gb's to you!^

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