Interesting Facts About Election 2000
By: Robnoxious	Published: 12/18/2000
States won by Gore: 19 States won by Bush: 29 Counties won by Gore: 677 Counties won by Bush: 2,434 Population of counties won by Gore: 127 million Population of counties won by Bush: 143 million Square miles of country won by Gore: 580,000 Square miles of country won by Bush: 2,427,000 Professor Joseph Olson of the Hamline University School of Law in St. Paul Minnesota has produced another interesting new statistic. Professor Olson looked up the crime statistics for all of these counties and came up with this: Average murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Gore: 13.2 Average murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Bush: 2.1 Now, what area of this country do you want electing the President of the United States, Gore's or Bush's? Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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partly dead? (0 replies) started by dragonmaster666 (07.21.2001 4:05:03 PM EST) How do you have 1/10th of a murder? "Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war." -Marc Antony "The Tradgey of Julius Caesar"

dcgyn and the Democrats are Pussies (0 replies) started by tub (03.11.2001 8:11:40 PM EST) All you Democrat Fools who say Bush is not the legimate president are nothing but pussy goo drippings from a stank ho's crotch. You lying cheating bastard jerks tried to steal the election by rigging the Florida voting results in your favor. Now that you were prevented from illegally robbing the nation of its electoral choice, you are all crying like a high school slut who let the football team fuck her and throw her away like a used kleenex! GET OVER IT!!! PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH was elected fair and square thru our electoral process. Despite the Democratic Party's best efforts to subvert our Constitution, justice and righteousness prevailed and George Bush has been inaugurated to his RIGHTFUL PLACE IN GOVERNMENT. ANYONE (INCLUDING ALL YOU DEMOCRATIC PUSSIES LIKE DCGYN) WHO DOESN'T LIKE IT CAN FEEL FREE TO LEAVE THE USA. DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR FAT ASS ON THE WAY OUT. Al Gore is an idiot

gee, makes you think... (1 reply) started by dcygn (01.21.2001 6:24:32 PM EST) right. i got another statistic for you. when metal helmets were integrated into the army during wwi, the rates of head wounds went up about 300%. well, what they don't tell you is that the death rate went down 300%. hmmm... it's great when they only tell you one side of the stats. hey republicans, get you head's out of your ass. people vote, not land. gore won the popular vote, more people like him than bush. This life would be funny if it wasn't happening to me. I hate republicans.

Hey (0 replies) started by kbnbh (01.17.2001 10:10:02 PM EST) I voted Bush and i have big boobs...

duh.. its called statistics (0 replies) started by kmenh (01.11.2001 2:22:05 PM EST) First thing my college prof said about it, its's easy to lie with statistics and make the numbers work for you.

Interesting (0 replies) started by tangentman123 (01.05.2001 4:43:08 PM EST) But it doesn't mean anything. Particularly the square miles. Land doesn't vote, people do. Also, the murder rates simply reflect urban areas where crime rates are high... as well as the level of education. No matter where you go, there you are.

Hey logan17 (0 replies) started by DARKOVERLORD (12.23.2000 12:34:55 PM EST) Have you been under bill'sesk as well? The test scores of this country are the lowest ever with bubba clintler and vice perp algoreya at the wheel. Time for the commy's to go moron. TRESPASSER'S WILL BE SHOT!! SURVIVOR'S WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!!!

Great Governor indeed.. (0 replies) started by Logan17 (12.23.2000 1:08:57 AM EST) Bush kept Texas' education level at the lowest in the country. Yay, he's our new president! LoGaN

You forgot one statistic... (0 replies) started by mizike (12.22.2000 6:31:43 PM EST) Average breast size of counties won by Gore: 36C Average breast size of counties won by Bush: 35A Makes you think huh?

RACIST BASTARD!!! (0 replies) started by saus (12.21.2000 5:26:17 PM EST) What R U trying to say???

yes, enlightening statistics (1 reply) started by silkboxers (12.21.2000 4:36:55 PM EST) Are you kidding? We certainly want the sheep-fucking portion of our population electing the leader of the free world. Who wants people with Master's and Doctorate's degrees electing the president when we can have Bubba the high school dropout mechanic voting. Who cares about the preferences of the culteral elite when we depend upon those who find tractor pulls the epitome of chic. Fuck Bush, fuck Cheney, fuck every piece of shit Republican. When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you. Silk Boxers

Guck Fore (0 replies) started by greenapplesplatters (12.20.2000 11:24:37 PM EST) Maybe Vice-Perpetrator Gore can digest some of those facts AFTER he serves me my Big Mac and fries. Step it up, fry-boy, my burger's gettin cold! Strike a blow for freedom ... Slap a Democrat!

Just remember... (2 replies) started by OliverClozoff (12.19.2000 1:34:39 AM EST) Rural bumblefucks can get along without hoes better than pimps can get along without food. President-elect, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

well (0 replies)   started by cspimp (12.18.2000 11:03:04 PM EST) take into consideration that most of the people voting for bush do so in rural bumblefuck hick areas...while gore has mostly people living in cities, which explains for the majority of those figures...but dont get me wrong, i dont like gore, cause i voted robnoxious for prez... Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

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