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By: SpotPublished: 07/01/1999
 
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Here are some lesser known World Records:

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

ZIT POPPING
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7feet, 1 inch.

WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt Pump'.

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hrs 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft, 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

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Stewey (0 replies)
started by Ultima226
(05.09.2001 2:21:06 AM EST)

I think Stewey's jealous

bullshit (0 replies)
started by stewey
(01.21.2001 3:06:21 PM EST)

i am in the medical field and I know for a fact, that a person can not produce a 12 ft turd....it is impossible

OUCH!!!!!!! (0 replies)
started by 1122LPO
(01.18.2001 7:23:23 PM EST)

I don't want to be trying any of that stuff.....and if my pubic hair ever gets that long, I am going to cut it all off!!!

AhAHAHAHazhahahaha]AHahak (0 replies)
started by Asp
(08.29.2000 10:33:40 AM EST)

That was funny. I'll never try and break any of those records though.

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started by bernniemack
(08.22.2000 11:51:18 AM EST)

THATS ALOT OF SHIT

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