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"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
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"Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone." Jan King
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#40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.
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... is so fat, When she runs, she makes the CD player skip... is so fat, at the radio station!
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Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.
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 Interesting Facts | | By: robnoxious | Published: 03/08/2004 | | |  |
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- Chopsticks are known as 'quick little fellows' in China.
- Food can only be tasted if it is mixed with saliva.
- Stannous fluoride, which is the cavity fighter found in toothpaste, is made from recycled tin.
- Women in Switzerland did not win the right to vote until 1971!
- No matter how cold it gets, gasoline will not freeze.
- Bluebirds cannot see the color blue.
- Henry Ford, father of the automobile, is also father of the charcoal briquet!
- Drivers kill more deer than hunters!
- If you shake a can of mixed nuts, the larger ones go to the top.
- One in three snakebite victims is drunk. One in five is tattooed!
- Iron weighs more after it rusts.
- Jackie Kennedy Onassis was secretly a chain smoker!
- 2 out of 3 adults in the United States have hemorrhoids.
- A healthy pig can run a mile in 7.5 minutes!
- Los Angeles has more judges than all of France!
- 7 times as many men as women are killed by lightning in the U.S.!
- It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
- If you could drive your car straight up in the air, you would reach space in about an hour.
- Hollywood Fashion Tip: wearing yellow makes you look bigger on camera; green, smaller.
- In Florida, It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
- Malaysians protect their babies from disease by bathing them in beer.
- If you're normal, you can guess someone's sex with 95% accuracy just by smelling their breath!
- A baby oyster is called a "spat".
- Take your height and divide by eight. That's how tall your head is!
- It takes about a week to make a jellybean!
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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There are at least 50 nuclear bombs that have been lost at sea!
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