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By: robnoxiousPublished: 03/08/2004
 
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  1. Chopsticks are known as 'quick little fellows' in China.
  2. Food can only be tasted if it is mixed with saliva.
  3. Stannous fluoride, which is the cavity fighter found in toothpaste, is made from recycled tin.
  4. Women in Switzerland did not win the right to vote until 1971!
  5. No matter how cold it gets, gasoline will not freeze.
  6. Bluebirds cannot see the color blue.
  7. Henry Ford, father of the automobile, is also father of the charcoal briquet!
  8. Drivers kill more deer than hunters!
  9. If you shake a can of mixed nuts, the larger ones go to the top.
  10. One in three snakebite victims is drunk. One in five is tattooed!
  11. Iron weighs more after it rusts.
  12. Jackie Kennedy Onassis was secretly a chain smoker!
  13. 2 out of 3 adults in the United States have hemorrhoids.
  14. A healthy pig can run a mile in 7.5 minutes!
  15. Los Angeles has more judges than all of France!
  16. 7 times as many men as women are killed by lightning in the U.S.!
  17. It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
  18. If you could drive your car straight up in the air, you would reach space in about an hour.
  19. Hollywood Fashion Tip: wearing yellow makes you look bigger on camera; green, smaller.
  20. In Florida, It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
  21. Malaysians protect their babies from disease by bathing them in beer.
  22. If you're normal, you can guess someone's sex with 95% accuracy just by smelling their breath!
  23. A baby oyster is called a "spat".
  24. Take your height and divide by eight. That's how tall your head is!
  25. It takes about a week to make a jellybean!

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    interesting (0 replies)
    started by ebenny
    (03.09.2004 10:43:59 AM EST)

    Some of these are repeats, but ok...

    #1: So nickname a friend "chopstick". They'll have no idea what you're talking about.

    #8: But some of those drivers ARE the hunters.

    #10: "One in three snakebite victims is drunk." The other 2 are Steve Irwin.

    #13: The other 1 of 3 IS the hemorrhoid.

    #21: I knew there was something I liked about Malaysia.

    #25: So eat them very slowly.

    ok (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.08.2004 3:46:22 PM EST)

    pretty interesting..

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