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"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well." -George W. Bush, June 4, 2001
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, aNeed I say more?" Chris Rock (2005)
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#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
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... is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
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Q: What is rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet inside, starts with a 'c' ends with a 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in it? A: A Coconut!
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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- Chopsticks are known as 'quick little fellows' in China.
- Food can only be tasted if it is mixed with saliva.
- Stannous fluoride, which is the cavity fighter found in toothpaste, is made from recycled tin.
- Women in Switzerland did not win the right to vote until 1971!
- No matter how cold it gets, gasoline will not freeze.
- Bluebirds cannot see the color blue.
- Henry Ford, father of the automobile, is also father of the charcoal briquet!
- Drivers kill more deer than hunters!
- If you shake a can of mixed nuts, the larger ones go to the top.
- One in three snakebite victims is drunk. One in five is tattooed!
- Iron weighs more after it rusts.
- Jackie Kennedy Onassis was secretly a chain smoker!
- 2 out of 3 adults in the United States have hemorrhoids.
- A healthy pig can run a mile in 7.5 minutes!
- Los Angeles has more judges than all of France!
- 7 times as many men as women are killed by lightning in the U.S.!
- It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
- If you could drive your car straight up in the air, you would reach space in about an hour.
- Hollywood Fashion Tip: wearing yellow makes you look bigger on camera; green, smaller.
- In Florida, It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
- Malaysians protect their babies from disease by bathing them in beer.
- If you're normal, you can guess someone's sex with 95% accuracy just by smelling their breath!
- A baby oyster is called a "spat".
- Take your height and divide by eight. That's how tall your head is!
- It takes about a week to make a jellybean!
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Fingernails grow faster on the hand that you favor.
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