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"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans." -George W. Bush, in a media roundtable discussion, March 13, 2001
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Well, alrighty then
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started by
thecritic
(03.01.2004 2:31:11 PM EST)
A beer can fancier is called a 'canologist'. - so is an asshole fancier.
Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down. - and they shit straight up in the air.
The worst day for car accidents is Saturday! - any day is a bad day for an accident.
A year on the planet Jupiter is 12 times longer than a year on Earth! - oh God, think of being married.
55% of the world's milk drinkers drink goat's milk! - the other 45% graduated in the top of their class.
Actor Sean Connery was once Scotland's 'Mr. Universe'! - How do you have a Mr. Universe in Scotland?
The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long! - Her fu*k finger is nine feet.
Pierre Michelin, inventor of super-safe Michelin Tires, died in a car accident. - His Firestone tires blew out on I-95.
In 1845 Boston had an ordinance banning bathing unless you had a doctor's prescription! - Here, let me write you a prescription for that awful smell.
Most avalanches travel downhill at a rate of 22 m.p.h. - uphill however, it's a mite slower.
The White House was known as the White House even before it was painted white! - So why waste the paint?
Polar bears can smell a human from 20 miles away. - On a related story it's rumored that eskimoes enjoy garlic 3 times a day.
Children have more tastebuds than adults do! - Yeah, and if mom hadn't burnt the food so much, I'd still have them.
Only about 5% of people dream in color! - So they painted the white house white.
If a man's tie is too tight, his vision gets worse! - He should try a different size.
Every 7 years, your body grows the equivalent of a new skeleton! - So that's why my closet is so full.
In 1955, a book was returned to the Cambridge University library that was 288 years overdue! - Mrs Goodbody shot the culprit and is now awaiting trial.
Most of the villains in the Bible have red hair. - Does the carpet match the drapes?
Most engaged couples who break up do so between 9 p.m. and midnight. - That's because most engaged couples only meet during those times. A no brainer there.
Cows give more milk when they listen to music! - Oh Yeah, pipe in Achy Breaky Heart and see what happens.
At room temperature, the average air molecule travels at the speed of a rifle bullet! - No matter how cold it is, it's still room temperature... according to Stephen Wright.
FBI director J. Edgar Hoover kept a collection of pornography locked in his desk! - When confronted about it, he said he only read the articles.
During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair. - Except for TJ.
Most burglaries occur in the winter! - Who wants to rob a place when the beach is open.
There isn't any sand in sandpaper! - there isn't any ham in hamburgers either.
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