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By: TheAdvisorPublished: 12/05/1998
 
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  • The venom in a Daddy Long-Legs spider is more poisonous than a Black Widow's or a Brown Recluse, but they cannot bite humans because their jaws won't open wide enough.
  • On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
  • If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
  • The human brain is so complex; that it would cost over $8 billion for anyone to program, and sell a computer(s) to do all the things it does!
  • Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
  • Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
  • If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
  • Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
  • The first letters of the months July through November, in order, spell the name JASON.
  • In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
  • The pop you get when you crack your knuckles is actually a bubble of gas bursting.
  • 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy ) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don t die throughout the movie.
  • The only bone not broken so far during any ski accident is one located in the inner ear.
  • The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara falls froze completely solid.
  • There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstone Chewables.
  • It's impossible to get water out of a rimless tire.
  • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
  • Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider? (That's because people fear spider more than death and thus avoid them!).
  • In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.
  • In Indiana it is illegal to ride public transportation for at least 30 minutes after eating garlic.
  • In the United States there are more 2nd streets than there are 1st streets, and Main street is not the most common; Pine is.
  • Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
  • A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
  • Polar bears are left handed.
  • The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
  • A cockroach will live nine days without it s head, before it starves to death.
  • More capital cities begin with B than any other letter: Berlin, Berne, Bonn, Bucharest, Budapest, Buenos Aires, Brasilia, Baghdad, Bratislava, Brussels, Belgrade, Bogato and of course Belfast.
  • The Detroit Red Wings in 1997 hold the most Stanley Cup wins for a United States Hockey Club in the NHL.
  • In Japan meat from the 'Fugu' or spiny puffer fish is considered a rare delicacy, however the liver and intestines contain a powerful neurotoxin and the slightest contamination during preparation can be deadly. Restaurants who serve fugu must have 'Fugu certified' chefs. In Japan about one hundred people on average die annually from fugu poisoning.

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